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Season 2[]

"Anyone notice I grew antlers?" -A Simple Christmas

"There you are! I was beginning to think you didn't want to see me!" -A Simple Christmas

"I think I can get Mike to do the skit this year." -A Simple Christmas

Season 3[]

"I can go with you." -Thanksgiving III

"Hey, Mike!" -Thanksgiving III

"They've gone crazy!" -Thanksgiving III

Season 4[]

"I don't think she likes me." -Thanksgiving IV

Mike: "Your health okay?"

Tag: "Pissing like a Teenager again." -From Orson with Love

"I'm telling you Mike there's no such thing as a bad baked potato. Any man that tells you differently is a jackass" -From Orson with Love

"Mexicans, sweetest people you'll ever meet." -From Orson with Love

"Always release a test fart if you can." -From Orson with Love

"Without your feet, ya got nothing. Your feet are the-the hands of your legs." -From Orson with Love

Season 5[]

"That reminds me of a story." -The Drop Off

"I'm throwing you balls and you're wiffling!" -Thanksgiving VI

"I gambled away all our cruise money!" -Thanksgiving VI

"Remember that story you were telling me, Mike about that honeymoon couple that got lost on a cruise and all they found was a flip-flop?" -Thanksgiving VI

Season 6[]

Mike: "You should stop."

Tag: "Yeah, it's getting late."

Mike: "No, you should stop, like for forever." -Flirting with Disaster

"If you don't help me, I'll fail my driver's test!" -Flirting with Disaster

"I was thinking we could come here every Tuesday and talk." -From Orson with Love

"I put this together so that you could hear my stories anytime!" -From Orson with Love

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