Season 3[]
"I love you, Sue Heck, and I'm not taking no for an answer!" -The Map
"I'm a wrestler. I can power through." -Valentine's Day III
"Good. Your braces were cutting my tongue!" -Valentine's Day III
Matt: "Afternoon, Mrs. Heck, Mr. Heck. I wanted to thank you so much for giving birth to Sue.
Mike: "Well, she did most of the heavy lifting, but you're welcome." -Hecking It Up
"I have a meet the next day, so I can't eat, but I'd really enjoy watching my lady eat." -Valentine's Day III
"I didn't say anything 'cause I guess I was hoping my dad would get fired or something. He's not the most reliable worker." -The Paper Route