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Diaper Glossner in The Christmas Miracle

Diaper Glossner at 11 in "The Christmas Miracle."

Donald Wayne "Diaper" Glossner is the youngest son of Rita Glossner. He is portrayed by Gibson Bobby Sjobeck.


Originally described as "Four-Year-Old Glossner," Donald Wayne became known as "Diaper" gained that name for wearing a diaper at four years old. He continued to wear them into his teenage years.

Donald can often be seen on multiple occasions riding his bike around the neighborhood, vandalizing random private property like most of the Glossner kids, and coming home at late times. If his mother asks him where he's been, he refuses to tell her. One of his favorite replies to anyone who inquires about his activities is, "None of your damn business!"

Besides the usual Glossner mayhem, one of Diaper's favorite activities is insulting Mike Heck, specifically by challenging his sexuality. But rather than using standard homophobic slurs, he simply calls Mike a "woman."

In the episode The Christmas Miracle, Donald single handedly went on a vandalism spree of Christmas decorations throughout the neighborhood, including an inflatable snowman installed on the Heck household by Mike. When Mike and Ron caught him in the act, and reprimanded him over his vandalism. When Donald used his lack of a father as an excuse for his own immorality, he turned his self-pity speech into an insult against Mike.


In the episode Hecks vs Glossners: The Final Battle, Donald was one of the kids who ambushed the Heck family after they demanded that Rita return Great Aunt Edie's former Cadillac to Sue. Later after the Hecks gained reinforcements from the rest of Birchwood Avenue, Donald tied up Bill, and insulted Mike again, after he helped Axl break down the Glossner family front door. Mike rushed to Bill's rescue right away, and probably made him pay for his actions.

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