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Season 3[]

"This a bigger commitment that I thought. I have to watch Phineas and Ferb." -Year of the Hecks

Season 4[]

Weird Ashley: "A crow outside my window said you would contact me today. Are we going to homecoming?"

Axl: "No!"

Weird Ashley: "Okay. See you at prom." -Bunny Therapy

"Hi, Axl." -Wheel of Pain

[Dancing with Axl] "It's destiny!" -Hallelujah Hoedown

Season 8[]

"Hi, Axl. A white wolf came to me in a dream and told me if I sacrificed my hair, you'd come back to me. [hands Axl a plastic baggy of human hair] You should probably make that into tea and drink it." -Exes and Ohhhs

Weird Ashley: "I'll always be here, in this lifetime and the next, for eternity."

Axl: "But I don't get it. Why are you wasting your time on me when there's probably some other guy, or merman, who'd be perfect for you? I mean, I've been telling you for a long time nothing's ever gonna happen between us."

Weird Ashley: "No, you haven't. You never told me you didn't like me."

Axl: "I didn't?"

Weird Ashley: "No. You took me to prom twice."

Axl: "Oh."

Weird Ashley: "If you didn't want to be with me, why didn't you just say so? You're not very clear with your signals, Axl. Maybe you should just sit here and think about all the pain you've caused me. And I hope it's reflected in my tip." -Exes and Ohhhs

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